I am so tired of fucking beer pong. I haven't played beer pong since I was 16. I don't intend to. Beer pong is for bros to get girls really fucking trashed and molest them. This tradition has stood the test of time.
Every time the "beer pong table" gets set up I want to drag it behind my mercury down the street blasting a song of triumph.
This cannot be good for my heart.
I wish everyone would grow up. No one is going to do it for you, and I feel like no one understands that college isn't Beach Week on repeat. Playing pong until you puke is just sad. If you're fucked up enough to trash someone elses house, i'll fuck you up.
In other news, I have the best numbers in the whole district at work, but i'm still being cut back to 5 hours a week. I love my job sometimes but god it is so discouraging. A lot of things right now are discouraging.
I'm 18 with the soul of a 55 year old. I really do not belong in my house.
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haha at your beer pong statement.
i haven't talked to you in forever. i haven't talked to a lot of people from high school in forever come to think of it... how are things? hope all is well!
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