Hello

Today has been the worst day of my life thus far, but that's irrelevant.


What's really pissing me off at the moment is my "Highlights" sidebar on facebook, which continously shows me photo albums and fan pages of people I used to date whom I no longer ever want to see. Sweet, facebook.

Allz i've got to say is:

Thank god theres always alcohol

Party poop

30 minute feverish nap, now its time to put on a happy face, rehydrate myself from these fuckin painkillers jacking my internal h2o , and enjoy the last for a while.

My Finest Hours....

Cory: "katey can seriously handle anything"



dealt with the cops last night being completely wasted, it wasn't really that big of a deal because they were super nice, but cory was impressed. it's funny, last nights party was supposed to be a cookout, and I just KNEW yesterday that it was going to be the one to get the cops called on. I still find myself wondering how slosherama went off without any sort of cop intervention.



female police officer: what took you so long to get here when we were pounding on the door??
me: i had to come from the back of the house
female police officer: oh okay

These dreams, they seem to cost money, but money cost some dreams.

9am domestic dispute call, I stay classy.




I was just about to call you when you called.

What's done is done, cannot be undone.

My life just got a whole hell of a lot weirder, but don't ask me to explain. I signed on here with a ton to say, and it's all kind of disappeared on me.



The epic slosherama was a success, in that all or nearly all were sloshed and I do believe that almost everyone had a good time. Next party is memorial day weekend, start marking your calendars!

Im at walmart right now

Buying 150 plastic cups and a slip-n-slide. slosherama is whats up