Party poop

30 minute feverish nap, now its time to put on a happy face, rehydrate myself from these fuckin painkillers jacking my internal h2o , and enjoy the last for a while.

My Finest Hours....

Cory: "katey can seriously handle anything"



dealt with the cops last night being completely wasted, it wasn't really that big of a deal because they were super nice, but cory was impressed. it's funny, last nights party was supposed to be a cookout, and I just KNEW yesterday that it was going to be the one to get the cops called on. I still find myself wondering how slosherama went off without any sort of cop intervention.



female police officer: what took you so long to get here when we were pounding on the door??
me: i had to come from the back of the house
female police officer: oh okay

These dreams, they seem to cost money, but money cost some dreams.

9am domestic dispute call, I stay classy.




I was just about to call you when you called.

What's done is done, cannot be undone.

My life just got a whole hell of a lot weirder, but don't ask me to explain. I signed on here with a ton to say, and it's all kind of disappeared on me.



The epic slosherama was a success, in that all or nearly all were sloshed and I do believe that almost everyone had a good time. Next party is memorial day weekend, start marking your calendars!

Im at walmart right now

Buying 150 plastic cups and a slip-n-slide. slosherama is whats up